Legal · Document v3.1.4
Last updated: the day we last remembered to update this page. Effective immediately upon your continued use of the service, which is to say, immediately.
By accessing or using vrdl.net (the “Service”), you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. If you do not agree, please discontinue use of the Service. Closing your browser constitutes a legally binding act of disagreement. We have witnesses. The witnesses are our access logs.
You must be at least 13 years of age to use the Service. If you are not yet 13, please come back when you are. We will be here. We are very patient. The Service is invite-only, and possession of a valid invite code constitutes evidence of eligibility reasonably sufficient for our purposes. The company’s purposes are, ultimately, to operate a streaming platform. We have low standards for that, and we are comfortable admitting it.
You agree not to use the Service to harass, defame, threaten, or otherwise bother any other user. You also agree not to upload content that is unlawful in your jurisdiction, in our jurisdiction, or in any jurisdiction through which the content is reasonably likely to transit. We reserve the right to determine, in our sole discretion, what constitutes a violation of this section. Our discretion is exercised calmly, on weekday afternoons, with coffee.
Specifically, you agree not to impersonate any person or entity, including the company, our employees, or any of the streamers whose content appears on the Service. Impersonation is determined by us. Our determination is final, like a small, lightly-regulated supreme court.
You retain all ownership rights to the content you upload to the Service. We claim no ownership over your streams, your chat messages, your profile photo, or anything else you create. By uploading content, you grant us a limited, non-exclusive, royalty-free license to display, distribute, and transmit that content as necessary to operate the Service. This license terminates when you delete the content, except in the case of cached copies maintained by our content delivery network, which may persist for a short period. We are not responsible for the emotional life of our CDN.
You may terminate your account at any time by following the instructions on the account settings page or by simply ceasing to log in. We may terminate your account at any time, with or without cause, with or without notice. We do not anticipate doing so without cause, but we wanted to keep the sentence flexible. Termination by us does not entitle you to a refund of any subscription fees paid. Termination by you does, subject to the applicable refund policy, which is currently that we are reasonable people.
We strive to make the Service available continuously, but we do not guarantee that it will be available at any particular time or for any particular duration. The Service may be interrupted by maintenance, upgrades, network failures, cosmic radiation, or acts of any deity whose existence is not formally recognized by the company. We are not liable for damages arising from Service unavailability, including but not limited to lost productivity, missed social opportunities, or the inability to share a particularly good clip at the precise moment you wanted to share it.
The Service is provided “as is” and “as available,” without warranty of any kind, express or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement. We do not warrant that the Service will be uninterrupted, error-free, or free from harmful components. We do not warrant that the vibes will be good. The vibes are, ultimately, a community-generated phenomenon, and we are merely its custodian.
To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, the company shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising from or related to your use of the Service. Our total aggregate liability for any claim arising from your use of the Service shall not exceed the greater of (a) the amount you have paid us in the twelve months preceding the claim, or (b) one US dollar, which is approximately the cost of a small coffee in most jurisdictions.
These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Texas, without regard to its conflict of law provisions. Any dispute arising from or related to these Terms or the Service shall be resolved exclusively in the state and federal courts located in Dallas County, Texas. You consent to the personal jurisdiction of such courts and waive any objection to venue. We chose Texas because that is where we are located. We considered other jurisdictions. We did not have strong feelings.
We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time. Material changes will be announced via the Service and, where practicable, by email. Your continued use of the Service following the posting of revised Terms constitutes your acceptance of the revisions. If you do not agree to the revisions, please discontinue use of the Service. We will be sorry. Not very sorry, but a little.
If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us at the email address listed on our home page. We will read your message. We will respond. The response will be sent by a human. The human will be working normal business hours, in the Central Time Zone, on a weekday, with their cat on their lap. Your patience is appreciated.
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By using vrdl.net you acknowledge that we tried our best, that our best is occasionally good, and that we are sending you our best regards along with these terms.
- The vrdl.net team, with love.